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GKNEEDZ MHOAR !!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERzTfsFpSaY&feature=related

Watch it.
Japanese Trannys know how to tranny the best.
BTW the professor who walks in to the classroom is the main singer/dancer. O_o

BAAAABI I LUV YUUUUU. AI SHITEIRU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Japan, the most screwed up country in the world.




The teacher's look of sheer terror as the shemale (himself) is coming on to him is priceless.



Also, if anyone knows Japanese, can you confirm how random/nonsensical the lyrics are? My Japanese isn't what it used to be, but I'm pretty sure the chorus is just counting 1 - 6 over and over with some other random words thrown in. At least, I think they ended with roku, I didn't exactly pay super close attention.

It's about 100% poop. I'll do the first couple lines and you'll get the idea. Quotes for nonsense or non-sequiteurs. Skipping the first chorus (which is still in the original Romanian so I don't know what they're saying...)

Baby, I love you
ai shiteru
Baby, I love you
"oh chiwa-wa"

<Baby I love you>
<I love you>
<Baby I love you>
<Oh, Chihuahua> (wtf)

ichi, ni, san, shi, go, roku
zenshin suru no ga daiji yo
ichi, ni, san, shi, go, roku
minna de youki ni kurasou

<1,2,3,4,5,6>
<Here we go with singing the lyrics>
<1,2,3,4,5,6>
<Everyone get along cheerfully>

itsumo isshoni "mushika"
soshite moetsuku "ranima"
atari mae no koto ga
subarashii koto ni ki ga tsuku

<Music together all the time>
<And then catching fire "ranima">
<It's before success>
<That the spirit arrives at greatness>

By the way, the refrain "numa numa ei" at the beginning sounds like "drink drink wohoo!" in Japanese. So I can understand why this got popular...

Wow- that's pretty much what I thought it was.


That's pretty random.

Anyone besides me slightly disturbed that Mondrana has a racial preference for trannies?

I actually have ONE Tranny friend irl, not close or anything but she...well...he...w/e was pretty cool. She hid it all through highschool I only found out after we graduated and never spoke since and was like OMGWTFNOWAI. lol.

But yeah Japan is fucking crazy. I think i'm going there next summer with a few friends for 2 weeks. Any tips of what to do/see Grakk? I know you're the Japan expert =D

Also omg...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDfzdZqGoRU

Ive never seen this but jesus fucking christ lmao...god.

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Any tips of what to do/see Grakk?

Depends. What area are you going to visit and for how long in each place? I'm pretty familiar with Tokyo, Kyoto, and Nara.

Also, how the fuck did I get a youtube friend invite from this dude:

https://www.youtube.com/user/JayBAPEtv

Dead serious..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zGl0xQmnhc&feature=related

That kid tried to add me as a friend like 2months ago.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA

^ Amazing.

These shoes are 300 fucking dollars....let's get em.

So anyway, things I enjoy going to while in Tokyo:

Graves of the 47 Ronin http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forty-seven_Ronin

Tsukiji Fish market (fresher fish cannot be had) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsukiji_fish_market

The emperor's residence (if you go on his birthday or Jan 2nd you can enter the main grounds and watch him give a speech...guess who did? Otherwise restricted to the East Gardens, but still beautiful) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokyo_Imperial_Palace

Townhouse of William Adams (cool if you've read Shogun or know the story, otherwise maybe not interesting) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Adams_(sailor)

National theatre (kabuki, bunraku and Nou theatre) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Theatre_of_Japan

Asakusa shrine (depending on time of year there might be a bazaar with kick-ass street vendor food) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asakusa_Shrine

Seeing bizzare shit on the street (near Yoyogi park especially) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harajuku

Seeing smokin' hot chicks on the street and other misc people watching (the street crossing at the Hachiko exit is worth watching when the walk light changes). Shibuya is also where the party is if you don't want to constantly bump into lots of round eyes. Food is really good here and there's a lot of choices, though pricey. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shibuya,_Tokyo

If you DO want to party and run into lots of round eyes (also a decent place to pick up /party with a girl...assuming you like girls) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roppongi

Movies & bars, just like I like em: back alley dumps, but with class. Kabukichou nearby has lots of movie theatres, but use some common sense; it's yakuza territory. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Gai

Huge shrine to emperor Meiji built inside a forest. Great park. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meiji_jingu

Dunno if you want to fly 6000 miles to go to a zoo, but Ueno zoo is really nice. Almost as good as the San Diego zoo. And it's dirt cheap to get in. The park it's in is beautiful. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ueno_Zoo

I don't care where you go for this, you have to go. Ask your friend if he knows a good place. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaitenzushi

Dunno if you are an engineering dork, but this is insane. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-Cans_project

I saw the latest electronics and I... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akihabara

I'm sure I'm missing notable ones, but if I think of them I'll post again later...

grak wrote:

So anyway, things I enjoy going to while in Tokyo:

Graves of the 47 Ronin http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forty-seven_Ronin

Tsukiji Fish market (fresher fish cannot be had) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsukiji_fish_market

The emperor's residence (if you go on his birthday or Jan 2nd you can enter the main grounds and watch him give a speech...guess who did? Otherwise restricted to the East Gardens, but still beautiful) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokyo_Imperial_Palace

Townhouse of William Adams (cool if you've read Shogun or know the story, otherwise maybe not interesting) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Adams_(sailor)

National theatre (kabuki, bunraku and Nou theatre) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Theatre_of_Japan

Asakusa shrine (depending on time of year there might be a bazaar with kick-ass street vendor food) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asakusa_Shrine

Seeing bizzare shit on the street (near Yoyogi park especially) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harajuku

Seeing smokin' hot chicks on the street and other misc people watching (the street crossing at the Hachiko exit is worth watching when the walk light changes). Shibuya is also where the party is if you don't want to constantly bump into lots of round eyes. Food is really good here and there's a lot of choices, though pricey. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shibuya,_Tokyo

If you DO want to party and run into lots of round eyes (also a decent place to pick up /party with a girl...assuming you like girls) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roppongi

Movies & bars, just like I like em: back alley dumps, but with class. Kabukichou nearby has lots of movie theatres, but use some common sense; it's yakuza territory. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Gai

Huge shrine to emperor Meiji built inside a forest. Great park. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meiji_jingu

Dunno if you want to fly 6000 miles to go to a zoo, but Ueno zoo is really nice. Almost as good as the San Diego zoo. And it's dirt cheap to get in. The park it's in is beautiful. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ueno_Zoo

I don't care where you go for this, you have to go. Ask your friend if he knows a good place. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaitenzushi

Dunno if you are an engineering dork, but this is insane. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-Cans_project

I saw the latest electronics and I... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akihabara

I'm sure I'm missing notable ones, but if I think of them I'll post again later...

Ty Ty Ty

Im gonna talk to my friend to see where exactly were gonna stay and shit so we make sure we dont pay like a million bucks just for the hotel

Unless you are staying with your friend's family, I HIGHLY recommend you get a youth hostel card while you're still young enough. Even the private rooms are good. This was just the first link I found:

http://www.hostelworld.com/findabed.php/ChosenCity.Tokyo/ChosenCountry.Japan?source=googleadwordsus&gclid=CJ3IvfCU85cCFQLixgodMWuODQ

Yea sign me up for 2

Wheretf is everyone?

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WTF is that?

If you don't have an alamo drafthouse theater in your town, you are a bitch and I feel sorry for you:

http://www.originalalamo.com/Show.aspx?id=6112

Wow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQigcnv2sx8&eurl=http://www.originalalamo.com/Show.aspx?id=6112

- Z - wrote:

Wow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQigcnv2sx8&eurl=http://www.originalalamo.com/Show.aspx?id=6112

LMAO dude W-T-F????

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LMAO dude W-T-F????

Best part about the Alamo, they serve beer and food to your seat. As you can imagine, Super Happy Fun Monkey Bash gets funnier as the night wears on...