[Declined] Fatbone-80 Resto Shammy

Resto

http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Gorgonnash&n=Fatbone

Stats (Unbuffed)
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CASTERS ONLY
Healing:1980
Mp5 (while casting):249
Hit:0
Crit:19.87%
Haste:38

Do you have any resist sets? If so, what and how much?
The 3 Pieces of mail frost resist gear "Icy Scale". 417 frost resist.

What is your trinket set-up? Do you have the 2 minute PvP trinket? Do you need any obvious upgrades?
My trinkets are: "Soul preserver" & "The Egg of Mortal Essence"
can obtain the 2 minute PvP trinket quickly if necessary.
And need healing totem.

Where are you from? (do you speak/understand English well?)
I am from Canada, but grew up mostly in Washington, I speak and understand English fluently.

How old are you?
18

Do you have a mic/headset for vent?
Yes/yes

Do you have Grid, XPerl, PallyPower, or some other UI that helps you buff, pick up loose aggro, etc?
Not at the moment, but will get what's needed.

Raid Experience
None as a healer, but as dps.

Guild History
Was guildless, and recently joined Kill Order.

Acknowledgment of agreement to our rules and times
Yes, and all the days and times work very well with me and I see no reason as to why I shouldn't make any of them. I will be prepared with my own potions and food/drinks.

Preparedness for the next scheduled raid, unless stated here
I am prepared for the next scheduled raid.

Reason(s) for applying
Advancement and epic loots.

Final Thoughts, why you would be a good addition to Damage Done
Because I am determined, and have a lot of free time on my hands.

If possible, please include a screenshot of your UI
I don't have any mods at the moment, and so therefore no UI screenshot. I am however going to look for some mods after I post this.

Thanks for the app. Be ready Sunday Nov 30th, we may have a spot in our 25man to take you on a trial run.

this guy got brutally shot down by umbral so he apps here

HA

Man I want some access to those forums again.

Remember that Heroic Violet Hold we did where we wiped on the first boss twice and you emo left the group to farm or something then we brought in a DD healer and one shot the entire place?


Good times

Shelarahn wrote:

Remember that Heroic Violet Hold we did where we wiped on the first boss twice and you emo left the group to farm or something then we brought in a DD healer and one shot the entire place?


Good times

Much luls indeed.

Your app is dangerously close to being shut down. I would ask you to explain the (rather damning) situation hinted at by Shelarahn and Dimidréas. If you are unable to explain it to our satisfaction there is really no point in continuing this charade.

Additionally, before the wow armory went bottoms up, I managed to look at your character sheet. Unless you are "hiding" some uber amazing gear you overstated your stats by including your mana shield and totems. Please re-post your character's relevant attributes without artificially inflating them.

While it is possible that both of the above can be explained away via an innocent situation, I am incredibly skeptical to say the least. Tread carefully.

The law has been laid...

Oh I wasn't privy to this event, just found shels post to be rather lulsy in this applicants thread.

Yeah it was me, vaslant, Acclimator, and some scrub druid that were in the group.

Dimidréas wrote:

Oh I wasn't privy to this event, just found shels post to be rather lulsy in this applicants thread.

The reason for it being posted would have something to do with it being < 24 hours ago. And yes, I find it quite full of lulz as well, after the fact that we brought in a DD healer and 1-shot everything with no scares at all.

I believe we wiped twice on the first boss. One that isn't even reasonably difficult. Water spawns are hard stuffs? That's fine and dandy, I don't mind a challenge, but the fact that Fatbone left after stating, and I quote, "I'm gonna go farm or something," does not sit well with me at all. In fact, I would find it hard to believe that he'll ever be seen in a heroic with me again, as a healer or any other spec for that matter.

Not to say that you weren't having a bad day, but first impressions are hard to forget and you left me with a pretty nasty one, to say the least. :/

~ Sean

- Z - wrote:

Your app is dangerously close to being shut down. I would ask you to explain the (rather damning) situation hinted at by Shelarahn and Dimidréas. If you are unable to explain it to our satisfaction there is really no point in continuing this charade.

Additionally, before the wow armory went bottoms up, I managed to look at your character sheet. Unless you are "hiding" some uber amazing gear you overstated your stats by including your mana shield and totems. Please re-post your character's relevant attributes without artificially inflating them.

While it is possible that both of the above can be explained away via an innocent situation, I am incredibly skeptical to say the least. Tread carefully.

I imagined you saying this with the same voice that the main demon lord guy in Legend uses and it made it that much more entertaining and awesome

Have until tomorrow at noon.

Damacus wrote:

- Z - wrote:

Your app is dangerously close to being shut down. I would ask you to explain the (rather damning) situation hinted at by Shelarahn and Dimidréas. If you are unable to explain it to our satisfaction there is really no point in continuing this charade.

Additionally, before the wow armory went bottoms up, I managed to look at your character sheet. Unless you are "hiding" some uber amazing gear you overstated your stats by including your mana shield and totems. Please re-post your character's relevant attributes without artificially inflating them.

While it is possible that both of the above can be explained away via an innocent situation, I am incredibly skeptical to say the least. Tread carefully.

I imagined you saying this with the same voice that the main demon lord guy in Legend uses and it made it that much more entertaining and awesome

I'm still amazed that that was Tim Curry, loved that movie.

Vaslant wrote:

Dimidréas wrote:

Oh I wasn't privy to this event, just found shels post to be rather lulsy in this applicants thread.

The reason for it being posted would have something to do with it being < 24 hours ago. And yes, I find it quite full of lulz as well, after the fact that we brought in a DD healer and 1-shot everything with no scares at all.

I believe we wiped twice on the first boss. One that isn't even reasonably difficult. Water spawns are hard stuffs? That's fine and dandy, I don't mind a challenge, but the fact that Fatbone left after stating, and I quote, "I'm gonna go farm or something," does not sit well with me at all. In fact, I would find it hard to believe that he'll ever be seen in a heroic with me again, as a healer or any other spec for that matter.

Not to say that you weren't having a bad day, but first impressions are hard to forget and you left me with a pretty nasty one, to say the least. :/

~ Sean

^---- moarlulsy

Application derailed, beat down and raped by a big black dude named Tyrese.
Hope you brought lube son, you gun' need it.

I have NO idea what would have possessed this kid to app after that abortion of a healing job he did in VH.

Shelarahn wrote:

I have NO idea what would have possessed this kid to app after that abortion of a healing job he did in VH.

Some people have very limited thought capacities.

Application denied.