Palin's Pregnancy: A Candidate's Cover-up

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Glad her vaginal muscles are capable of a 2250 rating.

I sense a 4chan inspirational poster coming...

Today's additions to the story:

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/8/31/145838/319/386/581332

I'm so sick I somehow posted my reply in the bear run thread.

But what I said was "I agree with the first comment, which was pretty much, "Not this shit again."

Not this shit again?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26496189/

According to the new article she is in her second trimester, making the first child DEFIANTLY not hers

Also, I wouldn't be at all suprised if this is another cover up, Because this woman doesn't look 5 months pregnant:


Here's a 5 month pregnant woman:

I'm really not sure what to believe. The party is essentially saying that "of course the first kid isn't hers, she was pregnant with this one back then" so I'll give them the benefit of the doubt at this point, but I'm still amused by it.

I'm not, I'm tired of my party fucking around with their heads up their asses

God dammit McCain, why couldn't you have chosen a VP without slutty children!

Oh man, I bet someone's scrambling for a fat-suit and a magician doctor for a "switch-o-change-o".

Wait wait wait wait wait...


Shelarahn is googling, "5 months pregnant women," and noone sees anything wrong/amusing about this?

Weren't you trying to convince us the other day that you don't have a chubbo fetish?

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Wait wait wait wait wait...


Shelarahn is googling, "5 months pregnant women," and noone sees anything wrong/amusing about this?

Weren't you trying to convince us the other day that you don't have a chubbo fetish?

Ill say it one last time...It's not chubbos, I just don't like skinny chicks

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Ill say it one last time...It's not chubbos, I just don't like skinny chicks

Um...that's what dudes say when they're:

-Fat
-Ugly
-Have no personality
-Play WoW way too much
-Have a small pecker

It's pretty awesome when girls should idolize people like Jamie Spears and Bristol Palin as public figures and role models.

Cruven wrote:

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Ill say it one last time...It's not chubbos, I just don't like skinny chicks

Um...that's what dudes say when they're:

-Fat
-Ugly
-Have no personality
-Play WoW way too much
-Have a small pecker

I'm not ugly per se, nor fat. Out of shape defiantly, but I've dated a lot of skinny chicks, but I just prefer a woman that has meat on her bones instead of some anorexic chick.

And let me make an example of what I mean between skinny and big

Skinny:
Any of the starlettes parading around Hollywood

Not skinny:
I'll use Megan McCain as an example

You used... Megan... McCain... as your example...


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Damn, she's got some high FP.

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You used... Megan... McCain... as your example...


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Granted not the best example because she's kind of a tramp, but you get the general idea

Sorry...I had to - I lol'd irl on this one.

GG

The sheer number of puns alone make that /thread-worthy, Cruven.