Wowcrack, money and trolling

As time passes by and I approach the one month anniversary of "kicking the habit" I feel... bored. Already in one months time I freed up around 140-160 hours that would otherwise be allocated towards wowcrack. Everything is done and I'm running three straight A's for the summer intersession. I sit here on the weekend before midterms with nothing better to do than to return to the only place I ever checked more than /b/ to troll.

Many of you know that I sold my account and with it came a small burst of ~$350 from "Primary". Myself being a fat kid and the internet being the world's grandest candy store I already spent it. The following is a record of how that money was spent.

The first and clearly the most awesome purchase was this:


That's right, a pre-order of Fallout 3 limited Survival Edition (Not survivor edition, PB) complete with a scale model PIP-BOY alarm clock that I can attach to my wrist. If you're ever in San Francisco and see a guy in a hunting jacket with this huge fucking watch that seems to encompass his entire forearm, know that you are looking at the former TR.

The second was a simple bottle of goose.

With this I celebrated the completion of 2 years at the Academy of Art and the "half-way" point for my BFA. My school has a 70-75% dropout rate for the first year so I gathered all the people I knew from my first semester and got smashed off my ass... I don't remember the details too much but somewhere between the "buy a simple bottle of goose" part and waking up the next day at 3pm I professed my love for a girl I knew for about 1.5 years.

Apparently drunken professions are romantic because it worked... Two weeks and another bottle of goose later I found the following two things in my ebay "bids won" list:



I'm not positive how they got there but I believe this comes to prove two things.
1) Even when drunk my ability to use a computer is still at or near 100%.
2) The Shakespearean quote "What three things does drink especially provoke?
Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire." is more than certainly true...

Hopefully they'll be put to good use because with that I spent all of my wowcrack money and return to the masses of poor starving college art students.


PS: My account get banned yet?

Glad to see my money went to good use on liquor and BDSM apparel...

P.s. No ban, yet

P.P.S. When you want to come back, remember, I'll always sell it back. Starting bid: $1,000

omg fallout 3 is out?!? most addicting game series besides WoW imo, money well spent

This thread amuses me. So, did you hook up with the girl or not?

sierramist wrote:

omg fallout 3 is out?!? most addicting game series besides WoW imo, money well spent

No, it comes out in october. (Pre-ordered it)

Comotosis wrote:

http://www.livejournal.com/

livejournal and myspace are for emo fags. I dont have an account with either...

Jelly wrote:

This thread amuses me. So, did you hook up with the girl or not?

Yes and again monday. Needs moar shackles though...

*edit* PS: QUITTING WOW BRINGS SEX AND MONEY.

I'm not sure if I should feel amused or scared by this so I will just go with a little of both.

Galt wrote:

I'm not sure if I should feel amused or scared by this so I will just go with a little of both.

That's a good policy for anything related to TR.

Quote :

*edit* PS: QUITTING WOW BRINGS SEX AND MONEY.

Why quit one when you can have all three?

ie: Me and James.

thereclaimer wrote:

*edit* PS: QUITTING WOW BRINGS SEX AND MONEY.

is there like a waiting period? cause its been like a month and im not getting any of the two lol

Bakeyero wrote:

is there like a waiting period? cause its been like a month and im not getting any of the two lol

I dunno... if experience serves me well then you should immediately get smashed off your ass and start telling some chick how much you love her mind.



Also... PB wins at the TR handling protocol.

Peanutbutter wrote:

Galt wrote:

I'm not sure if I should feel amused or scared by this so I will just go with a little of both.

That's a good policy for anything related to TR.

I feel if people do not simultaneously fear, respect and revere me then I have not lived a life worth living.

thereclaimer wrote:

I feel if people do not simultaneously fear, respect and revere me then I have not lived a life worth living.

So that must mean suicide is pretty much imminent then?

Polarity wrote:

So that must mean suicide is pretty much imminent then?

Sorry, I dont wear mascara and wear tight jeans.

thereclaimer wrote:

Polarity wrote:

So that must mean suicide is pretty much imminent then?

Sorry, I dont wear mascara and wear tight jeans.

It's not your fault.

Tight jeans are hawt.

...on attractive women.

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