Epic Winner of a (Technical) Darwin Award

More like winner of epic "lie to cover up intentionally trying to flush you baby down the toilet to get rid of it, only to realize that it's too big to flush" award.

Either way, that takes a special kind of stupidity.

It's only a Darwin award if you accidentally flush *yourself* down the toilet.

Like Grak says... Darwin awards are given out for removing yourself from the gene pool.

Edited the title to reflect Grakks post

Its technical because the baby is TECHNICALLY part of the women

Actually, past the second trimester, it's a living entity with its own rights, not part of the woman's rights.

See what I did there?

Ichaerus: I went to click quote and kinda edited the post and don't remember what it was before... so I'm gonna guess!

Whatever, I can't think of anything better. "The Idiot Award" just sounds stupid.

If she manages to get knocked up again and doesn't flush the next one, Darwin will have been thwarted. So no, it's not even technically a Darwin Award...only a potential one.

Darwin by proxy?

Shelarahn wrote:

Darwin by proxy?

/nod

Quote :

...by proxy...

Uh, no. Unless you eliminate ALL of your own genes, it's not a Darwin award.

grak wrote:

Quote :

...by proxy...

Uh, no. Unless you eliminate ALL of your own genes, it's not a Darwin award.

I think it was more of a "by proxy due to comparative levels of stupidity" kinda thing.
Unless you're just giving Shel a hard time, in which case please disregard my agreement with him and carry on.

Since when do I pass up an opportunity to give Shel a hard time?

grak wrote:

Since when do I pass up an opportunity to give Shel a hard time?

/huggles

I'll start this off by saying that I did not visit the link in the original post and then only read part of the first response and was reminded of a horrifying story.

I get up in the morning and begin getting ready before my wife does. One thing I do to wake her up after I've left the bedroom is to turn on the TV so that she can get up with out me having to throw water on her or set off the fire alarm. So the other morning when I walked back in the room to get my belt I see that its Maury or something and it a person talking about how he thought he was a woman and cut his own balls off and flushed them down the toilet.

fuck you maury tricked me into saying that.