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PostSubject: Damacus, the terribad and illiterate mage   Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:52 pm

PVE Talent Spec: currently arcane, contemplating going back to fire, and prefer frost

Armory Link: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Gorgonnash&n=Damacus

Stats (Unbuffed)
-- REMOVE THE UNNECESSARY TEXT -- derr, wats' uneccesary?
HP: 7263

TANKS ONLY (Druids may remove Parry, Non-Paladins may remove Spell Damage) format is gud?
Armor: NOT LOTS
Dodge: ^
Parry: 5.05%
Block: WAT
Block Value: 2750
Expertise: MUTHAFUCKIN' DAMACUS, SO LIKE NONE, YO
Spell Damage: 1200ish

PHYSICAL DPS ONLY (Hunters may remove Expertise) i reed deeps?
AP:
Hit:
Crit:
Haste:
Expertise:

CASTERS ONLY (Healers may remove damage, DPS may remove Healing) sersly, Imabad
Damage (appropriate schools): 1250ish arcane, 1270ish fire (t5 bonus is almost never down in fights.)
Healing: wat
Mp5 (while casting): roughly 100 mp5 with mage armor up
Hit: 91 arcane, 165ish fire, 122 frost
Crit: varies, atm 24.53% but jumps to about 32% with fire
Haste: 0, DON'T JUDGE ME

Do you have The Medallion of Karabor? si

A shadow resist set for Mother Sharhaz? (any pieces?) yep. couple of'em are ghetto-fied, but i've got all the crafted epics

A fire resist set for Illidan? (tanks only, all others can delete this line) sure No, you don't, damn you're terrible

What is your trinket set-up? Do you need any obvious upgrades? (DST, HSH, etc?) um, LHC and Icon of the Silver Crescent. So, yes, I need new trinkets. LHC = large hardon collider

Where are you from? (do you speak/understand English well?) CHICO, NO

How old are you? 25. Yeah, old.

Do you have a mic/headset for vent? yeah, mic's busted though FUCK YOU Z I'M WORKING ON IT

Do you have Grid, XPerl, PallyPower, or some other UI that helps you buff, pick up loose aggro, etc? Xperl ftl

Raid Experience: uh, first hordeside gruul's, magtheridon, kara clears (unless you count the asians, you dirty commie.) Um, 5/5 MH, 8/9 BT (only boss I've never actually killed was illidan, I quit raiding with U.S. the day before we killed him.)

Guild History. Dogma --> JOURINTHEWAY --> Umbral Sect

Acknowledgment of agreement to our rules and times: if I break any lemme know, didn't read'em but I'll respect'em

Preparedness for the next scheduled raid, unless stated here: yeah, prepared-ish. I need to farm up mats or buy pots and shit, low on mana pots and flasks, gave most away when I quit raiding.

Reason(s) for applying cause I can't get laid

Final Thoughts, why you would be a bad addition to Damage Done

Because I'm Damacus?
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PostSubject: Re: Damacus, the terribad and illiterate mage   Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:58 pm

I spruced it up for you.

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PostSubject: Re: Damacus, the terribad and illiterate mage   Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:41 pm

no epic gems?

SPELLFIRE?

PVP GEAR?

GEM'D FOR CRIT WTFBBQ

ARCANE? IN MY T6 CONTENT? it's more likely than you think.

WTF DO WE LOOK LIKE? SOME FREE T6 HAND OUT GUILD?.... oh.... wait....
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PostSubject: Re: Damacus, the terribad and illiterate mage   Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:29 pm

Amalgarashi wrote:
no epic gems?

SPELLFIRE?

PVP GEAR?

GEM'D FOR CRIT WTFBBQ

ARCANE? IN MY T6 CONTENT? it's more likely than you think.

WTF DO WE LOOK LIKE? SOME FREE T6 HAND OUT GUILD?.... oh.... wait....

For those who didn't catch the high degree of irony, Amal came to us with almost the identical setup.

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PostSubject: Re: Damacus, the terribad and illiterate mage   Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:12 pm

And is considerably less cool.
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PostSubject: Re: Damacus, the terribad and illiterate mage   Sun Sep 28, 2008 12:25 pm

I have two things to say.

1. Amal, let's cockdock.

2. Fuck you Z, you spelled illiterate wrong.

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And is considerably less cool.

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PostSubject: Re: Damacus, the terribad and illiterate mage   Sun Sep 28, 2008 12:35 pm

Damacus wrote:
2. Fuck you Z, you spelled illiterate wrong.
lol?

Damacus wrote:
edit:
Ichaerus wrote:
And is considerably less cool.
quoted for truthiness
He was referring to Amal...

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PostSubject: Re: Damacus, the terribad and illiterate mage   Sun Sep 28, 2008 2:32 pm

Sad wuts a cockdock
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PostSubject: Re: Damacus, the terribad and illiterate mage   Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:12 am

it's where we stack our dicks like pancakes and make out, good times all around

SOMEBODY doesn't internet hard enough.
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PostSubject: Re: Damacus, the terribad and illiterate mage   Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:14 am

wut about stacking our dicks IN pancakes? wts syrup pst. cockpancakedocking?
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PostSubject: Re: Damacus, the terribad and illiterate mage   Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:50 am

I AM SO down!

We'll call it cockcakedockage.
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PostSubject: Re: Damacus, the terribad and illiterate mage   Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:56 pm

as much as i would try to enjoy CCD, i just tried to visualize and it while it kindof make sense, the image i had in my mind made me want to go eat a bucket of rusty staples and listen to coldplay. I don't think it's going to work.
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PostSubject: Re: Damacus, the terribad and illiterate mage   Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:43 pm

Amalgarashi wrote:
as much as i would try to enjoy CCD, i just tried to visualize and it while it kindof make sense, the image i had in my mind made me want to go eat a bucket of rusty staples and listen to coldplay. I don't think it's going to work.

listen, if it you're that intimidated I'll only go half-staff the first time.

also, I'm not really a furry machine gun-wielding shark irl.
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PostSubject: Re: Damacus, the terribad and illiterate mage   Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:11 pm

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also, I'm not really a furry machine gun-wielding shark irl.
WELL WTF? I DONT WANNA DO THIS WITH A NORMAL, OBESE MAN. now my mental imagery is even worse now :/
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PostSubject: Re: Damacus, the terribad and illiterate mage   Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:23 pm

I'M THICK NOT OBESE

Z YOU SKINNY FAGGOT FUCK

ZITSEX 4 LYFE
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