The Japanese cloned Jesus so they could re-crucify him.

'Cause seriously, if someone was going to do it, it'd be Japan.

Well anyways... Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and all that other good stuff from those of us here in Damage Done. It recently occurred to me that these news posts aren't so much for the benefit of those already in guild (as they typically are aware of recent guild related events) as they are for those of you not in the guild.

I was going somewhere with this post I swear.

...

Oh, right. So I'm a bit late posting this (maybe more than a "bit") but we killed 25 man Malygos and Sartharion with a Drake up. Further, I've decided to continue on with my "not taking screenshots of kills" gag. Maybe it's not so much of a "decision" really but...

See, that's the kind of weird shit Japan comes up with! The best part is that it is advertised as a potty training device.

FOR TODDLERS.